<< 20 Useful Expressions for High Stress Days > > > >: > (...wish I could say this at the office...) > > > >: > > > > >: > 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? > > > >: > > > > >: > 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we? > > > >: > > > > >: > 3. A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth. > > > >: > > > > >: > 4. Do I look like a fucking people person? > > > >: > > > > >: > 5. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting. > > > >: > > > > >: > 6. If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll >put > > > >: shoes > > > >: >on the cat. > > > >: > > > > >: > 7. The aliens obviously forgot to remove your anal probe. > > > >: > > > > >: > 8. Let me show you how the prison guards do it. > > > >: > > > > >: > 9. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...? > > > >: > > > > >: >10. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. > > > >: > > > > >: >11. Whatever look you were trying to achieve, you missed. > > > >: > > > > >: >12. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > > > >: > > > > >: >13. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. > > > >: > > > > >: >14. I can't remember if I'm the evil or good twin. > > > >: > > > > >: >15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? > > > >: > > > > >: >16. You say I'm a bitch like it was a bad thing. > > > >: > > > > >: >17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? > > > >: > > > > >: >18. Nice perfume, must you marinade in it? > > > >: > > > > >: >19. You look like shit, is that the style now? > > > >: > > > > >: >20. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? >>