The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists -
 A  Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a  word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up  with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given  was "Timbuktu." 
 First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the  microphone and said: 
  Slowly across the desert sand, 
Trekked a lonely cara-van. 
 Men on camels, two by two, 
Destination - Timbuktu.  
 The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they  thought.The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: 
  Me and Tim -- a huntin' went, 
 Met three whores in a pop-up tent. 
 They was three, and we was two, 
 So I bucked one, and Tim-buktu. 
  The redneck won hands down....