> > >>Things you'll NEVER hear a Southerner say, no
> > matter how much they've had
> > >to
> > >>drink:
> > >>
> > >>Oh, I just couldn't.  Hell, she's only sixteen.
> > >>
> > >>I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
> > >>
> > >>Duct tape won't fix that.
> > >>
> > >>Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
> > >>
> > >>Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> > >>
> > >>We don't keep firearms in this house.
> > >>
> > >>Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
> > >>
> > >>You can't feed that to the dog.
> > >>
> > >>I thought Graceland was tacky.
> > >>
> > >>No kids in the back of the pickup.  It's just not
> > safe.
> > >>
> > >>Wrasslin's fake.
> > >>
> > >>Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
> > >>
> > >>We're vegetarians.
> > >>
> > >>Do you think my gut is too big?
> > >>
> > >>I'l have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits
> > and gravy.
> > >>
> > >>Honey, we don't need another dog.
> > >>
> > >>Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> > >>
> > >>Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> > >>
> > >>Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
> > >>
> > >>Trim the spit off that steak.
> > >>
> > >>Capuccino tastes better than espresso.
> > >>
> > >>I just couldn't find a thing at WalMart today.
> > >>
> > >>The tires on that truck are too big.
> > >>
> > >>I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
> > >>
> > >>I've got it all on the C drive.
> > >>
> > >>Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> > >>
> > >>My fiance, Bobbie Joe, is registered at Tiffany's.
> > >>
> > >>I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> > >>
> > >>Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
> > >>
> > >>She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> > >>
> > >>Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
> > >>
> > >>Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we
> > haven't seen.
> > >>
> > >>Be sure to put my salad dressing on the side.
> > >>
> > >>I believe you cooked those green beans a little
> > too long.
> > >>
> > >>Those shorts have to be a little longer, Darla.
> > >>
> > >>Nope, no more for me.  I'm drivin' tonite.
> > >>
> > >>Checkmate.